2.02.2008

"In her bed she was always Lolita"--Maud Newton

Woolworths has decided to stop offering its "Lolita" girls' bed model, after complaints from parents about the inappropriateness of the name.

Steph at Crooked House offers some new product ideas for Woolworths: the Medea maternity wear line, the Bovary wedding dress, Lady Macbeth gloves (only available in red). A commenter on the post suggests "The Bartleby motivational poster"; I added the Sylvia Oven and the Circe Pork Rub. Surely you have something to add...

3 comments:

gary barwin said...

I tried to buy some of those products at the Walt Whitman Mall (www.waltwhitmanmall.com/) but gave up because of long lines...

Pamela said...

Miss Havisham's Snack Cakes?

Falconer said...

New! Our Desdemona line of comfortable down pillows!