11.19.2008

New Anxiety Medications for Coping With Economic Gloom

--a McSweeney's list by Peter Scallion. These look about as good as ice cream flavors right now:

Debtrol

Downcyclen

Subprimacare

Lehmanax

Delinquedent

Panix

Nojoblin

Greedquil

Feariflu

Defaulta

Forclosen

Banxergon

Nuvopor

Catastrophex

Hysterian

Maxedoutrin

Stoxadon

Colapsin

Dowoff

Scamagan

Defeatra

Corruptol

Retirelator

6 comments:

angela said...

Heh heh heh! Did you submit this to McSweeney's???

Emily Lloyd said...

Nope. It was published there, but the list is by Peter Scallion.

anxiety medications said...

all these economic problems are causing me too much anxiety in the end do not think it so funny.

Greg House said...

I live in USA and I suffer from anxiety a few years ago and I can not stop taking xanax since it helps me a lot to be able to relax and calm my impulses.

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