Louise Gluck poems, placed around the perimeter
of the garden, will deter squirrels and rabbits.
Extend the life
of cut flowers--add a Lucille
Clifton poem to the vase water!
Make a paste of Bernadette Mayer
poems and vinegar
to soothe bug bites and stings.
To freshen a stale carpet, scatter
James Tate poems on it,
wait a few hours,