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Thanks to A.D. Thomas for a link to the Greeking Machine. I asked for three paragraphs in "marketing language" and got:

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I absolutely love this. free hurry hot...much bonus creamy chocolatey recommended...and the perfect Can't a well comes, easily accomodations deeply, easily tropical this. And the way the commas propel the prose. If this were advertising, I'd buy the product; if it was a poem, it would be my favorite in the whole journal. How interesting (but obvious, I guess) that "kids" is considered a marketing word.

1 comment:

Peter said...

Emily: this is a hoot. I want one on Airplane/Airport talk.