elloyd74: New immigrant requesting *Atlas Shrugged* bcuz her boss said she needed 2 assimilate & the book was a "great representation of USA culture."
esseffen: @elloyd74 save her! go library go!
madsimian: @elloyd74 I assume you actually gave the immigrant Gravity's Rainbow, right?
eeyorelibrarian: @elloyd74 Shrug it off and hand her an atlas. You can't know where you're going until you know where you are.
heathra: @elloyd74 Oh dear god.
gatewaygroupie: @elloyd74 _Atlas Shrugged_ was so 6 months ago. Give her _Grapes of Wrath_.