Me [silently shirt shopping, several colorful shirts draped over arm]
Man: [pulling shirt off rack a few feet away from me] You want to try this one? I can see that you like colors.
Me: No thanks. I'm good.
Man: [noticing my ring] You doing any shopping for your man today?
Me: No.
Man: Why not?
Me: Because my man is a woman.
Man: You going to Iowa?
2 comments:
Priceless. Never would've imagined Iowa (my home state!) would become the next hotbed for gay love!
Men. Meh.
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